Whoops! That was a mistake. I didn't mean to do that but it looks like I slept through the night without waking.

Mental note to self: don't do this too often. Wouldn't want the parents to get too cocky about it.

In other news, I used my feet to move some toys closer to my hands so I could reach them. Could this be my mighty brain getting larger due to the increased sleep I had last night? Unlikely - I'm just naturally brilliant. This is purely coincidental, I'm sure.

Tongue-sten! Topical joke out of the way, and onto the main news: my tongue.

It's a pretty rad tongue and so I was thinking why not show it off a bit more? So I've taken to sticking it out. A lot. Why ration such a great thing?

I think I'll continue sticking it out until I'm presented with a convincing argument as to why I shouldn't. I don't think I'll be convinced any time soon though.

The things the Parents subject me to, honestly. I know I'm as cute as a button and I agree I should probably be a model in order to make the world a happier place, but I'm not sure about this wind tunnel business.

Is it normal for a wind tunnel to smell of crisps?

Had my first phone call today. Guess who it was? Dad.

So I hung up.

I was hoping for someone less... predictable. You know what wasn't predicable? Me hanging up! I didn't even know that I was pressing the right button - it was a total fluke. Talk about a lucky guess!

...apparently. Whatever moss is. Well a rolling James gathers no... dust I suppose. I'm doing my best with what I've got here, ok?

I'm also doing my best to roll over. No, no not from front to back - been there and done that. No problem. I'm tackling back to front head on now. So far I've got onto my side.

What? Come on. It's hard, ok? But I know I'll get there if I keep trying...

Big day today - I made a large chunk of my travel system redundant! I'm super happy about this, but Daddy thinks I'm growing too fast. Sorry Dad! Oh wait - no I'm not. Now I get to sit up and see what's going on around me! Much better :)

Of course I'd see a lot more if I was facing in the direction we were going but I understand if Mummy just can't get enough of my lovely face. Fair enough, I can't blame her. She's such a softie!

I had a nice trip out today. We went to Kew Gardens where I got this rockin' sun hat.

We all had a lovely time sitting in the sun and did I mention I got a sun hat?

The best thing about my sun hat are the straps. Oh wait did I say the best? I meant the tastiest.

You know what's more fun than my toys? Just about anything, particularly shiny black things. Remotes, phones, this amplifier for example.

I wouldn't say I had A.D.D. but- hey what's that? Oh right, but I can't stay listening to the same thing for more than a few seconds. What's going on on the other inputs? No idea but I'm going to find out, particularly if Mum is watching TV. You didn't need to hear that dialogue anyway Mum. That's what subtitles are for!

I had my photograph taken today. I'm going to be a star!

Apparently it's for my passport which will allow me to pass ports and other such authorities. I wonder where we're going! Perhaps it's to Hollywood so I can land my first big part. Ok maybe just a little part at first - I'm only small myself...

The photographer had a really hard time getting my photo as I was constantly flashing her my best smiles. That's what you do in front of a camera, right? So why she chose this sour looking shot in the end is frankly beyond me...

You'll never guess what I found today... Feet! My own feet to be precise. Who knew that my feet were so awesome?

Apparently some people say that when a baby discovers their feet that it's time for its parents to start trying for another. But no fear, I say! Someone else to take away attention from me? Don't worry I'll make sure that won't happen for a long time yet!

Mum, can I have some more milk please?