I learned a little trick today! Tears. If you really want to provoke a reaction from Mummy and Daddy then tears will do it. They told me that it broke their hearts.

I'm pretty sure they were lying though as they're still rushing around and doing their best to keep up with my needs. Pfft! Good luck with that ;)

So I was born today. I'm not sure any other news is going to top that so I'll start getting to know my Mum and Dad if that's all the same to you.

PS if you're wondering how I'm using a computer to update this already then it's simple: Daddy lent me his iPhone. Small hands; small screen.